Saturday, March 18, 2017

Lesson learned: Don't have a baby in Australia pt. 3

Let's recap. Here's what I knew after that phone call:

1. I had two weeks to find $4.000-5,000.

2. The amount depended on what my insurance said.

3. The money was for the "management fee," though I couldn't get a straight answer on what exactly that meant. I asked during the phone call from the OBGYN's office and was told that it is just a fee that has to be paid.

4. A doctor has to make a booking at the hospital for my delivery. Because it is a public hospital and mothers are seen by whoever is on staff, they want to have a rough idea of when everyone is going to be busting out kids so they can have enough people scheduled to work and on call.

I tried to play it cool until the phone call with my OBGYN's office ended and then I immediately fired off a panicked email to our insurance representative asking what the hell was up. I had purposely asked multiple people about costs of all this stuff months ago and was told to defer to my insurance company. My insurance company said I should fill out the form and it would all be taken care of. I filled out the form...WHY WAS IT NOT BEING TAKEN CARE OF!??

The response from my insurance was basically that the form has worked before, don't know why it's not working now. Maybe it's because an OBGYN made the booking for my delivery. If I switched to a GP as the manager of my antenatal care then I would be booking in like public patients do and wouldn't have to pay a management fee because the bulk-billing GP would be covered by my insurance.

I sure wasn't going back to the original GP because his receptionist would be able to successfully manage my bookings or communication. So I went to a GP at the university health services because we had chosen our insurance at the university's recommendation and they said the GP would be covered.

After meeting with one GP who didn't feel comfortable enough with OB matters to take me on, I had to wait another week to meet with one of the "baby doctors" at health services and pled my case. He was happy to take me on as a patient, but asked if my OBGYN had agreed to let me leave his care.

"...can he do that!? Don't I have the right as a patient to decide who manages my care?!"

The doctor shrugged. He asked if I had signed an agreement or contract or anything.

"Can a doctor do that?! What if after signing something I had become creeped out by him or uncomfortable with his judgement? That's not the case, Tyler and I like him very much, but doesn't a patient have the right to refuse a doctor at any time?"

I was flabbergasted. I moved on.

"What exactly does the management fee pay for?" I asked because this man seemed to be the most informed on how things work here compared to everyone else I'd spoken to on the subject.

"Basically it covers the doctor's malpractice insurance. Doctors get a salary from the private offices, but it isn't enough to cover the extreme cost of the insurance they have to get in order to keep practicing. Private doctors don't get subsidized by the government, so they have to get that money somewhere."

"So, I've only seen this doctor two times in my entire pregnancy. I'll probably only see him maybe two more before I deliver. The world says American health care is super expensive, but even going to a private hospital without insurance at home I wouldn't pay anywhere near $1,000 an appointment! I realize he has to cover his own costs, but shouldn't I get more of a service out of him if I'm paying through the nose?!"

He shrugged again. I moved on.

The doctor said that he hadn't had a patient in about 8 years that had been able to deliver at this particular hospital without entering as a private patient and being supervised by an OBGYN. I told him that a couple days before the appointment I had received a piece of mail that said I had an appointment with a midwife at the hospital. Didn't that mean that I was being considered a public patient? He seemed to find that encouraging and said he'd not had any patients get that far before, but I should double check with the hospital and my insurance. He gave me the phone number for the hospital patient liaison office and sent me on my way.

After leaving, I clarified once more with my insurance company that they would cover the fees from here on out if I was managed by a GP.  The next day during one of my planning periods I called the liaison office to clarify the hospital's stance. Remember how I said perviously that Australians don't like to talk on the phone? This woman was a classic example of that behavior.

"Hi, I am a pregnant non-citizen without medicare that has been booked in to deliver at your hospital and I have lots of questions."

Without finding out what any of my questions were, she dove right in. She told me all the things I knew already and was in the middle of saying, "Thanks for calling" when I interrupted her to ask a question.

For a patient liaison she sure was clueless about the hospital's policies. I asked explicitly if I switched the management of my care to a GP if I would have to pay the management fee. She said that I would have to clarify that with my insurance as the management fee wasn't set by the hospital. "If you want to come in as a private patient you have to pay the management fee." She got curt with me when I asked for clarification on the difference in services. I asked again if about the whole form-from-my-insurance-that-was-supposed-to-make-everything-ok thing and she said that I would have to ask my insurance about that.

At this point a colleague had sat down across from me and I was tearing up because I was hormonal and this woman was being so rude with a patient for whom she was supposed to be liaising. My colleague patted me on the hand and told me to hang up the phone, she could help me. That's when I found out that the whole public vs. private healthcare thing is a bit of a touchy subject in Australia.

"You don't need an OBGYN. An OBGYN is a doctor. Doctors are for sick people. You aren't sick, I presume, you're just pregnant, and that is what midwives are for. If you want to pay for an OBGYN that's fine, but it is an unnecessary cost because a midwife is just as qualified to deliver an uncomplicated baby." She said that if I didn't trust the midwives I could pay the extra money to meet with a superfluous doctor, but that was just a waste of my money.

I had to explain that I don't have a dog in the whole midwife/OBGYN fight. I didn't care who was between my legs when the kid comes, just as long as it was someone who had done it more times than I had. I am comfortable being delivered by an OBGYN because that is what would be happening at home. Midwives are a luxury in most States, so I didn't think it was strange to meet with a specialist. I most certainly did NOT want to pay for an OBGYN, what I've been trying to do is figure out how to get this baby out of me without having to pay a surprise multi-thousand dollar bill.

But the unhelpful lady that worked for the hospital told me to defer to my insurance, and my insurance said that I needed to switch my care over to a GP and the multi-thousand dollar bill would go away. So I called my OBGYN the next day and cancelled my care with him. I apologized profusely and explained that is was nothing personal, we just couldn't afford the management fee.

Imagine my surprise when, less than an hour later, I got a call from the hospital wanting to double check that I didn't want to deliver my baby there.

"...umm, no that's not the case. Why would you think that?"

"We just got a phone call from Dr. So-and-so's office that you wanted to end the management of your care with him."

"Yes, but I still need to deliver my baby at a hospital."

"You can't do that without an OBGYN attending to your care, though."

That was when my temper and tears rose at the same time. Why was the story changing again?! Why, after SIX MONTHS of asking this question can I still not get a straight answer!? Why, when I called someone AT THE HOSPITAL, was I told that I should defer to my insurance and I'd be all good?!

In her defense, she was a very patient woman and apologized for the miscommunication, but there is no way for a non-medicare patient to be seen at the public hospital without an OBGYN. Public patients are seen by midwives, private patients are seen by doctors.

"Ok, so what was that form I filled out for my insurance company? They told me it would be the way for the insurance company to establish a public relationship between me and the public hospital."

"No, that's not the case at all. That form just arranges for the hospital to bill your insurance directly for the cost of your delivery. All the other costs are between you and the doctor. Your insurance will probably cover the costs of the appointments, but the management fee usually falls to the patient."

I was full on crying at this point because I was so frustrated that I had been trying to advocate for myself my entire pregnancy and be responsible with my budgeting and now I'm getting yet another answer about what I'm supposed to do. If I wanted to deliver at a hospital that was fully set up to take care of my new family in a worst-case scenario, I was going to have to decide between paying for the doctor fees or paying for CLOTHES for my new baby. And doctor's bill was due in 6 weeks. I had specifically been asking this exact question for MONTHS and hadn't been able to get a straight answer. I could understand feeling this stupid if I had just been bee-bopping along with my head in the sand hoping no one sent a bill, but I had been trying to make sure all our financial bases were covered and no one could be bothered to stay on the phone with me long enough to help me!

Because Tyler is doing his counseling clinical practice at the same school where I am working, he saw my tear stained face as I went to teach my next class and went into Papa Bear mode. He called and firmly spoke with our insurance lady and told her to handle things. This was all on a Friday before a long weekend, so not much was accomplished, but I love that my usually docile husband got so uncharacteristically assertive when his new baby was involved. He's going to be a good dad.

I think the ultimate resolution is going to be that we have to pay the ridiculous bill. We'll be able to swing it, and we'll have enough left over to pay for the basics of what we need after the baby comes. We're still going to see if we can book ourselves into the public hospital across town as public patients, but I'm not hopeful about that route as the website says they won't make any bookings after the 20th week.

I know that one day-- probably in just a few months-- we will look back on all this stress and laugh at how cute it is that a little financial trouble was the biggest parenting crisis we had to deal with. I know that there are people in Australia and America who pay a lot more than we are currently paying to safely deliver a baby. I also realize that health insurance is a pain in the ass no matter where in the world you live. I am so grateful to be delivering in a fully developed country where women's health is a priority and hope that this little series of posts does not come off as entitled. I just want to record all this for posterity and thought that anyone who wants to know "how the pregnancy is going" might want to hear the long story. Because the truth is I am so incredibly lucky that I am not having any of the other symptoms associated with this womanly stage in life, so it's only fair that I get a little hassle from outside the womb to even things out.

Vicariously yours,

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Lesson learned: Don't have a baby in Australia pt 2

So here's what I knew about having a baby in Australia by the time I went to my first appointment with an OBGYN:

1. A doctor had to refer me to the hospital in order to meet with doctors at the hospital.

2. I needed to get a form filled out by my doctor so that the insurance company could arrange for the hospital to bill them directly for the costs of my appointments and I could stop having to file claims and wait for reimbursement.

3. Uhhh that was about it. That's all I knew at this point.

I just knew that I was approaching the tenth week and all I had done to ensure the health of my baby was take prenatal vitamins and had some blood work done. I wanted to meet with an OBGYN because, as anyone who knows me will be unsurprised to hear, I had a million questions and wanted to talk to someone who knew the answers. Tyler and I went to a obstetrics office just across the street from the hospital to meet with a doctor that was on the list of OBGYNs that work at the hospital. I wasn't entirely sure what the difference was between meeting with the doctor at this building versus the building across the street, but I didn't want to wait any longer to speak with an expert and just make sure everything was ok in there.

The OB was delightful. He was very helpful, did not rush us at all, entertained all of my questions and did a quick ultrasound to show us the proof that there was in fact a baby cooking up. It was lightyears more comforting than any of the appointments I'd had in Kuwait with our first pregnancy and I was so glad to feel at ease and supported as a woman who advocates for her own health. At the end of my litany of questions I asked, "So, how does all this work?" meaning how does the whole having-a-baby-in-Australia thing work.

The doctor said that there were a couple of options. I could go the public route and I could meet with a doctor of a midwife at the hospital. Or I could go the private route, I would meet with an OBGYN in an office and deliver at the hospital of my choice.

So, like, the hospital right there? I thought to myself.

Then there was shared care, where I would meet with the OBGYN at his office for all the pre-delivery appointments and then go to the hospital for the big event and deliver with whoever was on duty at the time.

I asked a few clarifying questions. If I went the public route would I have him as my doctor? He explained that I would likely meet with a different doctor or midwife at each appointment and when it came time to deliver I would be helped by whatever doctor was on duty that day. That didn't sound too crazy to me, I'd heard about similar things happening in other countries with public healthcare. I liked the fact that I could choose to be delivered by a doctor or a midwife and that a birthing center and a team of midwives was attached to the hospital and was also a possibility for public patients. That's a luxury in most states back home, so I was impressed with how progressive healthcare here was.

If I went the private route I would have the same doctor for each of my appointments and that same doctor would deliver me at the hospital when it was show time. That also sounded nice because, as a Woman of Large Size (a term I've made up to say that I'm fat), I was concerned that meeting with a different doctor each time could lead to some obesity-related complication getting missed. I also liked the idea of being able to communicate my birth plan to one person and having it agreed upon well before the due date rather than having to possibly negotiate things while in labor.

So my understanding when I walked out of the consultation room was that I would have choices. Choices are nice. I like choices. Ultimately I didn't really care which choice we went with because they all made me feel comfortable about this whole giving birth thing.

Aaaand then I got to the reception desk to pay the bill. After the nice lady got over the shock that I didn't have a medicare card, she handed the bill. Thankfully I was working full time at a school and getting a full teacher salary and had just had a pay day because WOW the bill was not just $50! I tried to hide my sticker shock when I was handed the invoice and told that I had to pay before leaving. Tyler and I exchanged a couple panicked looks as we both did some mental math to see if we could still afford to eat that night and when the receptionist came back from processing our payment I asked, "So, um, how can I find out how much all of this is going to cost, just so I can budget and make sure we can pay at each appointment?"

I was handed five pieces of paper, all of them with a chart with lots of numbers and was told it would depend on what my insurance would cover, but essentially it could cost nothing or upwards of TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!

"Wow. That's quite a spread." I said mostly to myself.

"Yeah, you'll need to get in touch with your insurance right away because it can take a long time for all of that paperwork to process and until that is worked out you'll be responsible for paying for each appointment."

I knew what that meant. I was in for many more phone calls to our insurance and much more frustration, and the insurance company did not disappoint. Once again I connected with various call center employees and once again I was told, "That is confusing, you must be frustrated."

Tyler was able to find a living human that he could meet with face-to-face and she was VERY helpful and actually empathetic to our situation. She explained that that form we'd been told about not only arranged for the hospital to bill the insurance directly, but it would also allow the insurance company to basically negotiate a public relationship with the hospital so that we could choose to go the public route and essentially pay nothing for the whole thing.

I like paying nothing. Let's pay nothing. We would get the OB to fill out the form at our next appointment. I had my 12 week ultrasound a couple weeks later and would meet with the doctor again after the results came in.

You all know how that 12 week ultrasound went. That was when we told my parents that I was pregnant and got to see our little guy or girl swimming around in there. I continued with our vacation and about a month later, after my parents had gone home, I realised that I hadn't heard anything about results from the ultrasound. According to our Australian friends, that's how things work here, it's up to the patient to call and find out about results, but generally no news was good news. I went to my second appointment with the OBGYN and was glad to hear everything looked good. I got the form filled out and I made my appointment for my 20 week ultrasound.

It all was going swimmingly! We had taken care of the paper work and was waiting for the insurance company to do its thing. The 20 week ultrasound went well and I had my appointment for my third meeting with the OBGYN, but all indications were that the second ultrasound showed no defects or reason for concern. I was nailing this whole being pregnant thing!

And then, of course, it hit the fan. I had started a new teaching job and it was during a planning period that I got a phone call telling me that at my next appointment I would need to pay my management fee.

"Ok, and how much is the management fee," I asked.

"Well, depending on your insurance, it'll cost $4,000 or $5,000," she calmly said like that was a completely normal amount and shouldn't shock me.

To be continued...

Vicariously yours,

Monday, March 13, 2017

Lesson learned: Don't have a baby in Australia pt. 1

I mean, it's not like we don't understand how biology works, but we were a little surprised when I got pregnant a few months ago. Pregnancy certainly wasn't high on our list of plans when we first moved to Australia and purchased the health insurance required to get our visas. But boy should we have looked closer into all the logistics and coverage because we are kicking ourselves now!

We were well aware that Australia has a socialized healthcare system, and a pretty good one from what we'd been told. When we signed up for our insurance, we were told that our insurance card would serve as a medicare card (what they call the ID the citizens use to get access to the public healthcare), we would just need to go to doctors that work with the medicare system. So essentially we could go to any public hospital or any doctors office that advertised that it would do "bulk billing."

We're relatively healthy people, so we didn't make use of the insurance until I got pregnant and I found out that public patients have to get a doctor referral to the maternity ward at a hospital in order to see an OBGYN when pregnant. I found a general practitioner (GP) down the street from our apartment that advertised bulk billing and made an appointment.

Here is where I learned one of the more annoying cultural quirks of Australians: They hate being on the phone. I can understand this in the age of text messaging, but WHEN YOU WORK IN A CALL CENTER OR AS A RECEPTIONIST YOUR LITERAL JOB IS TO BE ON THE PHONE! When I called to make the GP appointment, I was barely able to give the woman my full name before she was trying to hang up on me.

"Wait! I'm not an Australian citizen, so do I need to bring documentation to the appointment," I asked as I imagined the receiver quickly descending back onto the base.

"Do you have insurance?"


"Bring your insurance card. Goodbye."

So imagine my frustration when I arrived and she had not made note that I was not a citizen ("What do you mean you don't have a medicare card?!" has become the most repeated phrase in my pregnancy) and therefore I could not be seen by the doctor. She dismissed me with a wave of the hand, as if I was going to be like, "Aw shucks. Welp. I'll just give birth at home unassisted, then."

"But you said on the phone that I just needed to bring my insurance card."

"Why didn't you say you had insurance?!"

" didn't...Um, I guess I didn't think of it?" No need to piss off the woman who stood between me and the doctor I needed to get to an OBGYN. I handed over my insurance card.

"What is this?" she said with a sneer. Literally a sneer, I'm not exaggerating!

"It's my insurance card."

"We do not work with this insurance. Goodbye."

This woman was a piece of work. Bedside manner was not a key selection criteria in her job description. I was starting to get mad at this point because if she had spent more than four seconds on the phone with me when I'd called to make the appointment we could have cleared all this up and I could be taking the day off from work to go to a doctor that DID work with my insurance!

We finally established that if I wanted to see the doctor that day I would have to pay the full fee.

"Well I guess I don't have much of a choice, then, do I?" I snarked back.

She looked up in surprise, "You're going to pay?!"

What, did she think I was just going to be like, "Well thanks anyway, bye!" At this point I was 7 weeks along and still hadn't had any blood work to officially confirm the pregnancy and see if I had any deficiencies or anything! I braced myself for an exorbitant fee.

"Fifty dollars, please."  ...maybe there's something to this government subsidized healthcare thing!

I was feeling very vulnerable and frustrated at this point so I paid the fee with tears in my eyes because this woman was being so unnecessarily rude and sat down with a huff as I waited for the doctor.

He called me back, I explained that I was pregnant, that it was my second pregnancy, that I had miscarried around this same point last time, that I knew I was pregnant because I had taken 4 at home tests, "But that's why I'm here. You're the doctor, so I'm looking for you to confirm the suspicions," I tried to joke.

He didn't think it was funny.

He shoved a plastic cup in my hand and directed me down the hallway to the bathroom. I had yet to make eye contact with the man because he had yet to look at me, even when calling my name in the waiting room. He had just said my name and walked back to his office like he was calling a puppy for dinner.

After I delivered the cup of warm liquid, he literally opened an at-home pregnancy test and dipped the end into my urine. We waited in awkward silence for the test to come back -surprise- positive and he said, "You're pregnant."


"Good to know."

"You haven't done the blood tests yet?"

I was tempted to look around me to see if there were hidden cameras or Ashton Kutcher waiting behind the exam curtain. Was this guy serious!?

" You're the first medical professional I have talked to about this."

So he wrote up an order for the full gamut of blood work and tried to send me on my way, but I stopped him and said, "So I'm not Australian, and have never been pregnant in Australia before, so I'm not sure how all of this works."

"Which hospital do you want to go to?" He asked. I repeated the fact that, being from out of town, I didn't know anything about how all this works, including which hospital to go to. What did he recommend? He asked if I wanted to go public or private and I explained that my insurance would only cover public hospitals. So he narrowed it down to the public hospital that has a maternity ward on our side of the city. He told me that after he got the results of the blood work that he would put in a referral to the hospital and I would have all my appointments at the hospital from now on. Sounded simple enough.

I popped over to the pathology lab down the road and got my blood drawn. I was told that the results would be sent to my GP and he would take it from there, so I went home and I waited.

And waited.

And waited.

About a two weeks passed and I was quickly approaching the 12 week mark, but I hadn't heard back about my blood work. Everything I had heard about countries with public healthcare is that things take longer than they do in America, so I thought maybe it would be normal for blood work to take two weeks. I waited one more week before I got worried that maybe something had gotten lost, and I called the doctor.

"Oh yeah, those results came in weeks ago!"

...WHAT?! Why hadn't I been contacted?! Was everything normal? Had the doctor made the referral yet??!

"Yeah, we got those results about three days after your appointment. The doctor looked at them. The note here says that everything is normal and no further action is required."

"See, that's the darnedest thing, because there is further action required. I need him to make a referral to the hospital so I can go see an OBGYN," I said through gritted teeth.

"Oh! You haven't had an appointment at the hospital yet?!" the receptionist said. This was a different, much more pleasant lady than last time, but her pleasantness was not cancelling out my frustration with her lack of helpfulness.

So she asked the doctor to make a referral for me.

A few days later I got a piece of mail asking me to come in to the office...why didn't they call, you ask? Because the first receptionist hadn't made note of my phone number so they didn't have a way to contact me. So I go in to find out that the referral got bounced back and that a GP cannot make a booking for me at the hospital, an OBGYN had to.

"...but I thought I had to go to the hospital to see an OBGYN," I said.

"You do," said the doctor, "This is the first time I have seen this. They said that since you are not a public patient that an OBGYN has to make the booking for you."

"Right, but how am I supposed to go see an OBGYN if all the OBGYNs are at the hospital?"

"You'll have to go see a private OBGYN."

"But my insurance won't pay for a private OBGYN."

"You'll have to talk to your insurance about that, but you'll need to hurry because you should really have seen an OBGYN by now, you're almost 12 weeks along."

I seriously could have ripped his face off at that remark! I hadn't seen an OBGYN yet because of HIS office's incompetence! HIS receptionist hadn't written down my phone number! HIS office didn't call to tell me the results were in. HIS note on my results said no action was required when there was in fact action required! NONE of this was my fault!

Eventually I was able to make an appointment with a private OBGYN. I called my insurance immediately to ask how this whole pregnant-in-Australia thing works. I got someone in a call center. In Detroit. I'm not kidding.

I hung up and called again. I got someone in a call center. In California. Who specialized in travel insurance, so she didn't know anything about antenatal care in Australia.

I hung up and called again. I got someone in a call center. In Australia! He was very sympathetic and read his approved script very well, but he had clearly never spoken to someone in my situation before so when I went off his flowchart and asked about the whole public OBGYN vs private OBGYN situation he responded with, " Yeah, I don't know, but that does sound very frustrating." You're not helping things, CRAIG!

All this before I was able to meet with an OBGYN for the first time at the 10 or 11 week mark.

So, if anyone asks, tell them NOT to have a baby in Australia. Unless they are a citizen and have a medicare card, of course.

Vicariously yours,

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Long Promised Post: Teaching in Australia pt. 3: I found work!

So, after I interviewed with a couple of agencies and got onto their databases, I spent a couple of weeks subbing at schools around the city (they don't call it subbing here, though, they call it CRT work. Casual Relief Teaching). One agency was not very encouraging at first because they said that not owning a car was going to make it difficult for them to find me work. Sorry, agency, I'm willing to spend money to make money, but I ain't got that much money!! Thankfully, though, it turned out they were just trying to lower my expectations and I ended up getting pretty steady work through them for a couple weeks before the winter break in June.

I learned from my two weeks of CRTing around the city that I just couldn't know what to expect from schools, but there were a few features that popped up more frequently than others.

1. No. Freaking. WALLS! So, apparently the open classroom design (also called a "next generation learning area") was all the rage in Victoria about 7 years ago, or someone in the state Parliament owed someone a construction contract because 90% of the schools I worked in had expanded recently and the new construction was all open concept. That means that the "classrooms" I was working in were essentially glorified corners. I was working with two full walls and two half walls or one half wall and and opening into a communal space. In one case I was teaching in a second grade classroom that was basically a hallway and the teacher had improvised walls using bookshelves or fabric curtains. 

Open classrooms can work, but it requires a concerted effort on the part of every teacher and a LOT of training on classroom management and modified instruction. None of that appeared to be a priority in the professional development in most of the schools where I worked. 

I HATED it! I need walls! 

2. Arrival time in the morning is fluid. The agencies recommended that I got to the schools at least 30 minutes before the beginning of the school day. Since I was working with public transit, I would budget a lot of extra time to make room for late trains and delays, so I usually showed up like 40 minutes before the first bell. In many cases there were kids on campus, but not an office staff member or teacher to be found. It varied from school to school, but most of the staff showed up about 15 minutes before the day began, which resulted in a very rushed and stressful morning for me. 

In one case I was covering for a second grade teacher and a prep (essentially kindergarten) teacher, both of whom were out unexpectedly with the flu, so they hadn't left lesson plans. Completely understandable and I've been there, too. However, I would have hoped to find out there were no lesson plans at least a half an hour before the kids came in. The team leader quickly showed me the classroom and said, "They're working on reading comprehension. There are some books over there. You can come up with a lesson plan, right?"

I mean...yeah...but I don't teach elementary school, so I would need more than FIVE MINUTES to wrap my head around second grade reading levels and brainstorm some age appropriate activities. Don't even get me STARTED on the prep class! God bless early childhood teachers! I only covered that class for maybe two hours between their art and PE class times, but I was EXHAUSTED! 

3. Australian school structure is weird! I used to wonder why TV and movie teachers were always coming into the classroom just as the bell was ringing, opening up a briefcase and asking the kids to, "Settle down! Settle down!" That was not my experience at any level of my education as a student and was not at all what I did in my classroom as a teacher. Well that's how they do it here.

I'm inferring that Australia is holding over a lot of British tradition in its education design. In the secondary schools (what we would call high schools. Grades 7-12 usually), teachers float, principals are not disciplinarians, and there is a large hierarchy of power among the faculty and staff. Teachers are schlepping through the hallways between classes with the kids, often arriving to the classroom after the kids and then having to spend 4 or 5 minutes setting up their personal laptops, connecting them to the projector and pulling up the attendance and whatever programs are needed for the class period. It results in a lot of wasted time at the beginning of class and a LOT of me stepping out of my teaching comfort zone.

The nice part is that I have been forced to grow as a teacher, let go of some of my control-freak tendencies and become more flexible in my instructional strategies. I have appreciated that. What has been frustrating is that the lack of structure often results in an abundance of behavior interruptions, and in most of the schools where I worked that resulted in a lack of discipline. Principals serve a different purpose in Australian schools than they do in America, so there are lead teachers called coordinators that carry out the discipline at most schools. The coordinators, however, still have a teaching load, so on top of lesson planning, grading, and reporting, they are expected to communicate with parents, dole out discipline like suspensions or detentions, and communicate expectations with the other teachers. There is a LOT of responsibility put on coordinators, and in most of the schools where I worked the coordinators just felt abused and run down, so the kids felt no consequence when sent to the coordinators.

As a sub, I felt like a warm body, not even like a babysitter because at least a babysitter is given some authority over the children. I felt completely unsupported as a CRT, so I hated not knowing what I was walking into every morning. At one school, I had a student, without prompting, call out an offensive and racist comment to a classmate, words that left me shaking with anger that he was able to so casually let such speech roll off his tongue. I sent him out of the "classroom" (quotation marks because it was open design, so he was essentially sent across the room in full view of everyone). He was seated at the coordinator's desk (because teachers don't have a classroom, so at this particular school they were assigned desks in the hallway) and given a ball to play with for the rest of the class period. He was later sent to apologize to ME as his consequence. He was not instructed to do anything to repair things with his classmate.

When I spoke with the coordinator about the incident at the end of the day, I was told that this particular student had autism and oppositional defiant disorder and....then she just sighed and rolled her eyes. I'm well aware of both conditions and have worked with many kids with both conditions throughout my career, but the complete lack of respect for the classmate who was a victim of this child and the fact that this kind of behavior was tolerated with no effort to correct it was unacceptable. It might take a lot more patience to work with an autistic ODD student, but a kid with both conditions can learn eventually, and letting one single incident slip deters progress, no matter how small.

Luckily I got a call over the semester break in June that a school in one of the western suburbs had had a teacher resign and they wanted to give me a try for a couple weeks as a possible replacement. At minimum I would have two solid weeks of CRT work, best case scenario I would snag a semester long contract. How could I turn down a chance like that?!

Vicariously yours,